“Open” Relationship
Everyone says the worst part about cheating on your partner is the “lying” and “deception.” I tend to think the actual “screwing” can be pretty disrespectful too. Unless you’re in an “open relationship.” Ha. Ha. Let’s be honest. If that’s the case, one of you decided that you think it’s “healthier” to be “free” when in reality you’re just a “narcissist” being a “d-bag.” It works for your partner because they decided that their lifetime supply of self-esteem was used up when they were an “athlete” during that intermural soccer phase freshman year of college. Apart from that scenario, it’s not likely that anyone would exclaim, “Oh, thanks for telling me you’re only gonna dry hump that weirdo you met on myspace! So relieved! Now, let’s go split the check again at Applebees! That place is so classy we can even drink at the bar! It’s like a nightclub!”
Just to be clear, I’m in a good mood today. These are funny thoughts. And I have no idea where they came from. But I decided that they’re obviously appropriate to post on the internet. Obviously.
Jordasche Kingston replied:
“Open relationships”….I’m curious how you would introduce your guy or girl when such a time arises in that kind of a situation…”Hey, this is Tim my f*** buddy…” or maybe you just leave all that out and either not care what people think or let them figure it out on their own. Either way, whatever one does is their own business, but I don’t think I’d ever be down for an “open relationship”. I’d spend WAY to much time at the STD clinic “just to be sure”. Funny post, thanks for sharing.
March 14, 2010 at 6:04 am. Permalink.